I am no one
But I'm well known
For I am the Man with the DogsI stare at you shopping
Watch while you're walking
Two dogs run around your toesYou turn around
Two eyes break you down
"Now, who does that guy think he's starin' at?"Stop in your tracks
You're being laughed at
You armored ego is nudeAnd I do and I do
Crack up 'cos I'm getting to you
I see you I see you
And you're pretty self-conscious too
Down to your church
I'm looking for victims
Spell of the Man with the DogsI'll haunt you
And follow you to work
That ghost is back againCreep into you
I won't go away
You're taking yourself too seriouslyI smile as you frown
And turn to walk away
Your habits for all to seeI see a shrew
I see you
And the rodent things you do
You see you I see you
And you're pretty self-conscious too
And I'm gonna crack your mask
Yeah and I'm gonna laugh
Open wide....Saw you again
You'll see me tomorrow
Curse of the Man with the DogsYou may not like me
You won't forget me
Not safe even in Walgreen'sThey've seen me
Ask your friends
'Oh I know him'
Seen but I'm never heard
By your lotA stare
Is worth a thousand biting phrases
See how stupid you are?I dare you I dare you
To erase my laser tattoo
You see you you see you
And you're pretty self-conscious tooAnd I'm gonna crack your mask
Yeah, and I'm gonna laugh
What's inside?
Is it pubic hair
Is it cobweb air
I bet you just don't care...
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