BONUS BATTLE
Alex Delarge
vs
The Joker!
BEGIN!
It's cold-blooded pleasure,
but I love to trick them.
Dirty old drunkies playing the bloody victim
They picked him?
Stop staring at me and man up.
You toss your actors in the trash
like your index cards at standup.
Alright, alright, alright!
Get off the stage, Casanova!
Your character got so milked
they would sell you at Korova.
On the streets I was a tragedy
and yes, I paid for it
but the real horror show's
your concept of relationships!
Harley didn't harm your life, so please tell me
how she left you for the Bat...
and you blamed it on your belfry?
Clark pieced your heart like a Spade,
you knew it sucked.
Not even the hospital could save you,
since you blew it up.
Strange way to entertain,
but move aside, fraud.
Watch out! You and the beat just built a
Suicide Squad!
You had a big mouth
'til you got fed up with the truth.
I use my mind as a weapon;
you use it as an excuse.
I'll exact it without thinking,
like magic without a trick.
You're fake, dead and empty,
the sculpture of a dick!
And your in-out game is a hypocritical brawl.
You signed in as Delarge
and came out as Desmall!
Yes, I'll dance with the devil
and i mutilate faces,
but you won't catch me
singing in the rain with a rapist!
And our key to anarchy
is to lock up this hazard token.
The time is in my hands
to show your clockwork is broken.
So take notes like Beethoven,
I heard you like that.
You've been blinded by society
but I love targeting bats!
Your miserable jokes
couldn't get any traction,
so you need laughing gas
just to get a reaction.
It's filthy, seeing the little stain you'll remain.
At least now I have a reason
to claim Gulliver pain.
You resist following orders
so here's an offer:
allow me to kill you
as a wildcard for the Oscars.
You claim to dictate,
then let me do it like your friends
and call our issue
"Joker's New Way Revenge"
I'd have given you up too
had I been your father.
Even in the rea world
your creation is a bother.
You're mechanical, organic,
any prisoner's relatable
so don't blame your new brother
if you're acting so replaceable.
Kubrick abused you,
used the friendship he bought.
That gun has been loaded
'til the movie was shot!
But keep an eye open for sunshine.
Your tolchocks were a Killing Joke
and the state gave you the punchline!