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I pledge allegiance to the flag
Of the United States of
Fuck you and everything you stand for
You fucking greedy capitalist pigs

Fuck the military-industrial complex
Ron Paul is the one and only true God
You fucking American Imperialist Aggressors
Fuck you, narc

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