[Chorus]
Hey David, you almost made it
You prayed for this when you had your trim just like Craig David
And you did you thing but
Can a man not [try]
Murkage Dave, changed my life

[Verse 1]
Rewind to the East
When I was worked JDs
Listening to Dizzy in the stock room
Shotting Air Max to the shotters
I wanted to be like the MCs
Dragged to the baptist church on a Sunday
Bus ride out the ends on a Monday
To go school
So all the rudeboys thought I was posh
And all the poshies thought I was rude
Boo hoo

[Chorus]
Hey David, you almost made it
You prayed for this when you had your trim just like Craig David
And you did you thing but
Can a man not [try]
Murkage Dave, changed my life

[Verse 2]
Rewind to the 0161
Pulling a suitcase on the Oxford Road
Saw a 20 man brawl in the chippy
Couldn't see Liam and couldn't see Noel
Spent our whole student loan on amusement
Skipped lectures, I was only there for the music
And then EZ played my music
That's when the Monday Murkage began
Yeah

[Chorus x 2]
Hey David, you almost made it
You prayed for this when you had your trim just like Craig David
And you did you thing but
Can a man not [try]
Murkage Dave, changed my life