American fast food

What a stupid way to die

American fast food

Order me the jumbo fries

Oh, oh, it's easy

It's so easy and and it's trouble free

It's quick and disposable, just like me

If I don't stop eating

This greasy American fast food



Well we're undernourished

but we're overfed

And we're munching on the burger

With the white bread

And we're sucking up the sugar

In a milkshake

Till we slip into depression

With a big headache

And our arteries are crying out

"Give us a break!"



American fast food

What a stupid way to die

American fast food

You kiss your old age goodbye

Oh, oh, it's easy

It's so easy and and it's trouble free

It's quick and disposable, just like me

If I don't stop eating

This greasy American fast food



You won't have to embalm me

When my life is through

There's so many preservatives in what I eat

The job's being done right now for you



"Can I take your order, please?"

"A cheeseburger, fries, and a big chocolate malted"



It's prefab junk at an exorbitant price

And it's bound to make you nauseous

If you look at it twice

But they're selling you by telling you

It's food that's fun

When it tastes like cardboard

It chews like sponge

'Cause it's really only garbage

On a sesame bun



American fast food

What a stupid way to die

American fast food

Order me the chili-size

Oh, oh, it's easy

It's so easy and and it's trouble free

It's quick and disposable, just like me

If I don't stop eating

This greasy American fast food

If I don't stop eating

This greasy American fast food