Well don't you fool with my baby
You don't wanna make me mad
Well don't you fool with my baby
If you don't wanna make me mad
'Cause I'll get mean and evil
And give you more trouble than you've ever had

That woman, she can't cook
She don't even mop the floor
She ain't even mend my shirt
'Cause she don't know how to sew

But don't you fool with my baby
If you don't wanna make me mad
'Cause I'll get mean and evil
And give you more trouble than you've ever had

I heard something in the kitchen
Rattlin' old pots and pans
But when I sneaked a peak
She had a bottle in her hands

Don't you fool with my baby
If you don't wanna make me mad
'Cause I'll get mean and evil
And give you more trouble than you've ever had

Now if you see that woman in a bear fight
Way out in the woods
Just get a battlestick boy
I know you're up to no good

But don't you fool with my baby
If you don't wanna make me mad
'Cause I'll get mean and evil
And give you more trouble than you've ever had