[Verse 1]
Friendship is rare
Do you know what I'm saying to you?
Friendship is rare
My derriere
When you find out much later
That they don't really care

[Chorus 1]
It's rare, to me
Can't you see?
It's rare, to me
Can't you see?

[Verse 2]
Oh shit, there's a bear
Could you hand me that shotgun, buddy
Also that chair
We're fighting a bear
Now your life's in great danger
And you don't even care

[Chorus 2]
It's rare, to me
Can't you see?
It's rare, to me
Can't you see?

[Bridge]
It's rare, to me
Say a prayer, for me
'Cause it's rare to be
In Tenacious D

[Verse 3]
Friends will be friends
They're running naked in the sand
Friends holding hands
They'll someday surely form a band
Friends will be friends
They say that friends are friends to the bitter end
As long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends
Long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends
Friends will be friends
They're running naked in the sand
Friends holding hands
They'll someday surely form a band
Friends will be friends
They say that friends are friends to the bitter end
As long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends
Long as there's a record deal we'll always be
Friends
Yeah