[Verse 1]
In one fell swoop it became clear to me
That I despise you entirely
But the good news is I'm gonna keep you around
And so your lust is just convenient now

[Chorus]
Crack open a bottle of red
Let's toast to this here bed
Offer up your hand
My one night, two month, three year stand

[Verse 2]
And all at once it became clear to me
That you're allergic to honesty
And you don't even have a friend around
And so my lust is just convenient now

[Chorus]

[Bridge]
I'm on my knees
But so are you
Unfortunately for the wrong reasons
I keep incessantly believing that you're pure
But you know it's not true

There's nothing wrong with being lonely

[Chorus] (x2)